Saturday, April 9, 2011
Sales Team Workshop
We had a brainstorming session away from the office last Friday at Malakite Mews. Our Sales Team got together and paved a way forward to grow the business in 2011.
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| Our Homemakers Sales Team |
Friday, April 8, 2011
Thursday, April 7, 2011
Shoegasm and Fawk You Friday
Yipeeeee. Fuck You Friday is here! Link up with Boobies and fekkin' vent until yer wee hearts content. Hey, that rhymed!
F-F-Fuck you to the the Fucktard that stole my idea to do a vlog competition. You know who you are, Plonker. All I can say is revenge is schweet! Oh yeah, don't forget to enter MY VLOG COMPETITION!
Fuck You to the Bastid who took a step back in the ATM queue and squished my fucking pinkie toe with his Built-In-Waterskis. Its still throbbing you arse!
Fuck You to the Winter Season that is quickly approaching. Oh how I hate you! Fuck off and come back next year.
Yeah! Jello Shots for everyone!
Fat-free jello, of course, but loaded with expensive yummy vodkaness. I'm celebrating ...celebrating the fact that I went to gym every week day for the past three weeks and I've finally lost a wee bit of weight. 3kg to be exact (thats 6.6lbs).
Oh yeah....I'm on my way to skinny awesomeness, Fuckers! Still a whack-load to go but I'm on the right road to meeting my hip bones again. Hold thumbs for me that my will power last long enough to get through Easter without overdosing on Cadbury's Creme Eggs or any other such-like glucose goodies.
Now go enjoy some shoe shopping for that brilliant pair of killer bed-heels
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| Nox Pump - Betsey Johnson R950 |
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| t-strap satin platform sandals R2675 |
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| Princess Pumps $100 |
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| Snazzy Heels |
Have a great weekend.
Wednesday, April 6, 2011
Friday Eve and a Burger Pie. Thats the Shizzle!
Our local 94.7 Highveld Stereo radio station this morning, had an interview with an Australian stand-up comedian on.
It was Jim Jeffries, somone I had never heard of before but after his rave about South Africa's Burger Pies, I thought it best I google and YouBoob him to see more of his stuff.
(He's playing his Alcoholocaust show at the JHB Civic this week and yeah, tickets are still available *punt punt*)
You see, Jim's here on an SA tour at the moment and all the South African's he meets want to take him to show of all the nice fancy restaurants and hot spots in Johannesburg. However, he's discovered the BP Express 24 hour garage shop Burger Pies and that's all he wants.
Jim says that the person who invented these gems should be knighted!! A Burger Pie is all the scrumptuousness of a cheese burger but all wrapped up in a yummy tastey flakey pastry baked to golden perfection.
I must tell you from personal experience that, at 2am in the morning, a Burger Pie is the Fucking Shizzle but when it repeats at 7am the next morning, the taste is NOT so hot. Och, perhaps that was all the booze and cigars consumed the night before...och fuck, that's a whole other post.
So, celebrate your Friday Eve with a BP gas station Burger Pie and coke tonight and tell me what you think.
So You Think You Can Vlog? ♥ Giveaway ♥
I'm giving away a fabulous prize to one Blogger Winner who vlogs the funniest, weirdest, strangest, whackiest, freakiest vlog ever!
Now, Freaks, I'm not saying flash us yer hairy arse or shit like that. I'm talking about something that will make us laugh, show us yer party trick, sing us a silly song, recite one of your funny poems, do an Irish jig. You know you wanna...
Now, Freaks, I'm not saying flash us yer hairy arse or shit like that. I'm talking about something that will make us laugh, show us yer party trick, sing us a silly song, recite one of your funny poems, do an Irish jig. You know you wanna...
I will keep the entries open until I have at least 10 vlogs. I know we're all busy, so I'll give you a while to think about it and get your videos uploaded to the infamous YouBoob and link them back here.
Go on. I dare ye. Put a smile on my dial.
So....Get creative!
Vlog Me Baby!
TANGLED RAPUNZEL COLORING PAGE
Didn't you just LOVE the Tangled movie? If your children are asking for coloring pages of Rapunzel from the Disney Tangled, well, here is one more. Make sure you click on this site's character categories and you'll find many Disney characters from Winnie to Buzz - and also many more coloring pages of Rapunzel from Tangled.
Oh and if you're looking for party invites you'll find them listed in the categories too - they're all free , high res quality for sharp printing and of course... printable.
Oh and if you're looking for party invites you'll find them listed in the categories too - they're all free , high res quality for sharp printing and of course... printable.
