Charlie's Angels and Perfect Prom Hairstyles

Remember the Original Charlie's Angels? Jaysus, hasn't fashion come full circle as these styles are back in? Not only the catsuits but the perfectly flicked hair and the camel toes?  Well, Plonkers they've ALWAYS been considered "in".  I used to watch re-runs of Charlie's Angels on a Saturday at my grans house and I loved the action!  

Plenty of good memories watching these three hot women run around in skin tight lycra showing off their camel toes and kickin' arse!I loved their massive bell-bottom jeans and Farrah Fawcett Famous Flicked hair...we all wanted to be like her. I still wanna be like her!

I loved watching  Kate Jackson, Farrah Fawcett-Majors, and Jaclyn Smith solving crime mysteries every week and wondering who the enigmatic "Charlie" was.  He was kinda like The Stig is nowadays...

Good Times...

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The Flatulence Deoderizer (I shit you not!)


The Fart Pad is a three-ply activated charcoal cloth pad, that is secured inside the underwear similar to a panty liner. It absorbs the intestinal gas odour right at the source before it gets into the air, and others can smell it.

The Hamster Shredder

This useless device doesn't actually shred your hamster (no, no that would just be plain cruel; see gerballing) but this is a paper shredder plonked directly on to of yer wee furry friend's cage to supposedly save you time and effort.  Or something?

The Johnny Toilet Bowl Light

Yes, ladies and gentleman, light up your ass while taking a dump!  Open the lid and the light goes on, lower it and it goes off.  Good for those bitches that have love the Battle of the Bathroom Sexes and have an issue with their partner leaving the toilet seat up. 

Available in green or red...

Liquid Ass

Barfume of paint-stripping quality. 
Prank your pals with this reeky winner!
Get revenge today on that arsehold at work. 
Liquid Ass in his general direction and he won't ask stupid questions again.

Toe Nail Clipper Extension

perfect for during pregnancy or just plain, lazy fat chicks

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